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![]() 10:00am: Red Dog awakens, looking fresh and relaxed. No worry lines on this weiner dog! |
![]() 10:02am: After a quick breakfast, Red warms up with calisthenics in front of the fireplace. She credits a strict exercise program with helping to maintain her much-admired physique. |
![]() 11:00am: Red drops in at The Buzz, her favorite talk-radio station, for a live interview. Her wit and quiet charm make her an immediate hit with the staff and audience. |
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![]() 12:00pm: Time for your treatment, Miss Thing! Red enjoys a full beauty session after brunch, followed by a chiropractic adjustment and toenail clip. Here she is relaxing in a luxurious sauna wrap. |
![]() 1:20pm: A shrewd businessdog, Red is working on her own line of exclusive weiner wear. Here, she models her latest creation, a patriotic ensemble called "Red, White, Blue, and Red Again." |
![]() 2:45pm: Yet another photo shoot. For the first time all day, Red begins to show the strain of her demanding schedule, but a tray of snacks quickly lifts her spirits. |
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![]() 5:00pm: After a late lunch with friends, Red dashes off to an in-store appearance to promote her upcoming autobiography. Here, Red grants one last interview to the many TV crews clamoring for footage for the evening news. |
![]() 7:40pm: Who says glamour died with the 1940s? The ever-fashionable Miss Thing bids adieu to the many well-wishers camped outside her villa as she departs for an elegant supper and an evening out. |
![]() 1:20am: The party never ends, but alas, the evening must draw to a close. Red enjoys a late snack and takes a taxi home to bed, sure to dream of the many exciting adventures awaiting her tomorrow... |
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