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Could there be anything finer than sunshine? You can be sure that's where you'll find me, whether at home by a low window or on the beach at St. Tropez (in the off-season, before all those horrid tourists arrive). And when the keepers here at the Villa light a fire on a cold morning, why it's as lovely as Paris in the springtime, in those heady days before the new lines are announced.
Another one of my weaknesses, forbidden during my modeling days, is gourmet dining. My particular fondness? Let's just say that no supermarket biscuits will ever surpass the delicious cookies & gingerbread pancakes my family makes just for me. <Get the recipe>
Of course, there's more to life than cookies and pancakes. There's steak, and chicken, and crispy bacon. Popcorn is especially wonderful. And bananas. And grapes. And those little crumbly bits left over after the scrambled eggs have been taken out of the pan. And my very favorite treat of all? Cheese rinds! |
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Cats, of course. I mean, what IS the point? Two of them live here in the Villa and honestly, I just don't understand the appeal.
My other pet peeves? Darling, where do I begin?! Cold weather. Lettuce. Nail clippings. Rain. Soggy bacon. And Angel, the dog next door. A poodle, if you can imagine!
Another thing that irritates me is the terrible ignorance of the people I meet. Most of them treat me like -- well, to be blunt, like a dog. Of course, once they realize who I am, it's different, but honestly, MUST I tell them EVERY time? Don't these people ever read Vogue?
And it distresses me so when another of my fun-filled days finally draws to a close. It's just too wonderful being me, and I hate to see it end! Join me, won't you?
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